Farmer mash-up. Burn Notice Intro: laid-off farmer style.

Original Burn Notice intro text:

My name is Michael Westen.  I used to be a spy until…”

“We got a burn notice on you.  You’re blacklisted.”

When you’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history.  You’re stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.
Where am I?” – Michael
“Miami.” – Fiona
You do whatever work comes your way.  You rely on anyone who is still talking to you: a trigger-happy ex-girlfriend, an old friend who is informing on you to the FBI…
“You know spies. A bunch of bitchy little girls.” – Sam.
Family too.
“Hey, is that your Mom again” – Sam
If you’re desperate
“Someone needs your help, Michael.” – Madeline (Mom)
Bottom Line?  Until you figure out who burned you, you’re not going anywhere.